an update
Dear Readers of Socky in Sockland:

Greetings! It is I, the master of all, the greatest knight of the Sock Round Table, Sir Sockalot here, giving you all a little insight on Socky and myself.

Sorry, Socky wants to type something.

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His typing skills are... lacking... but keep in mind that we do have to type ultimately with our faces. At any rate, Sarah sent me an email today, requesting my help in the Q&A section of our userinfo.

Q: I don't 'get' Sockland. How does it work?

Wait.. what? What kind of idiotic question is that! Only fools don't know what Sockland is or how it works!! Obviously it's a land, for SOCKS... And what do you mean how does it "work"??? I refuse to dignify this absurdity any farther! GOOD DAY!!

Yours sincerely,
Sir Sockalot
The Last Remaining Knight of the Sock Round Table