SOCKY in SOCKLAND

Traumatic Experiences

2008-12-24T04:38:28Z

Sarah's comments: So... he saw Santa... in some state of undress?
Daniel's comments: Well... he didn't see Santa... he saw-
Sarah's comments: Ok, ok... no further explanation is necessary.
Daniel's comments: But you seemed confused... so I thought I should-
Sarah's comments: Nope, no need.
Daniel's comments: Well, I was just-
Sarah's comments: Stop talking. Now.

shop til you drop!

2008-12-22T17:24:42Z

Sarah's comments: Sorry it's late!
Daniel's comments: Hopefully the Super Size makes up for it!

Less than a week!

2008-12-19T05:37:55Z

Sarah's comments: ha ha... ah HA HA HA...
Daniel's comments: it... looks like Bob brought in some reinforcements this time...
Sarah's comments: *sobs*
Daniel's comments: Sarah's still going through some psychotic episodes due to 'Stupideous Consumerous'
Sarah's comments: ... that actually physically hurt me it was so bad.
Daniel's comments: Yeah... well... *throws sparkles and runs away*
Sarah's comments: Ooooooh... Shinies....

the downside of the holidays

2008-12-17T03:48:26Z

Sarah's comments: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???
Daniel's comments: Shhhh, it's okay... there, there...
Sarah's comments: *sobs*

People in glass houses

2008-12-15T04:55:32Z

Sarah's comments: Wow. That's a really mean 'gift'.
Daniel's comments: Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

you just can't beat the prices!

2008-12-12T06:04:44Z

Sarah's comments: I think it looks fine.
Daniel's comments: That's only because this happened to you.
Sarah's comments: Yeah, well, y'know, I... Shut up!

PANTS!

2008-12-10T04:18:13Z

Sarah's comments: That was kind of harsh.
Daniel's comments: Maybe a little.
Sarah's comments: Are our comments becoming lackluster?
Daniel's comments: Cha... if by lackluster you mean TOTALLY SWEET.
Sarah's comments: I just feel like our comments are becoming less involving.
Daniel's comments: Like PANTS they are!
Sarah's comments: PANTS!

what will he think of next??

2008-12-08T06:35:44Z

Sarah's comments: 16 days left!
Daniel's comments: Really? That's your only comment?
Sarah's comments: Yes.

And it was only $55,000!

2008-12-05T03:41:10Z

Sarah's comments: How does one accidentally buy something online?
Daniel's comments: Oh... it can happen.

hey it's socky

2008-12-03T01:15:03Z

Sarah's comments: Look at my pent up creativity EXPLODING onto the digital canvas!
Daniel's comments: Is that sarcasm? I can never tell on the internet.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

2008-12-01T06:45:31Z

Sarah's comments: It's almost Christmas!
Daniel's comments: Why so serious?
Sarah's comments: ... What?
Daniel's comments: I said Why s...
Sarah's comments: No, no... I heard you, I was just thinking about how ridiculously old that 'joke' is getting.
Daniel's comments: *silence*
Sarah's comments:
Daniel's comments: What joke?

karma

2008-06-17T04:09:49Z

Sarah's comments: Wormholes are weird.
Daniel's comments: I still have car sickness.

Tastes like victory.

2008-04-17T05:40:30Z

Sarah's comments: Are you excited?
Daniel's comments: About what?
Sarah's comments: Oswald!
Daniel's comments: ... Whom?
Sarah's comments: Never mind.
Daniel's comments: I don't get your jokes.

So, uh... yeah...

2008-04-16T04:23:23Z

Update will come tomorrow, because, you know, if we actually posted another one on time, people might think something was wrong!

this is major tom to ground control

2008-04-14T03:48:18Z

Sarah's comments: Knock knock!
Daniel's comments: Who's there?
Sarah's comments: Oswald!
Daniel's comments: I don't know any Oswalds.
Sarah's comments: ... Never mind then.

Happy birthday Bekah!

That's life. I mean, undead...ness?

2008-04-12T07:57:14Z

Sarah's comments: I am still tired.
Daniel's comments: I'm more tired than a hamster in a wheel.

me tired

2008-04-10T21:57:43Z

Sarah's comments: Me also brain-dead.
Daniel's comments: Me too.

It's a valid question...

2008-04-07T15:31:44Z

Sarah's comments: So did Dan, or Robo-Dan do this update?
Daniel's comments: Ok, first off, 'Robo-Dan' is not his name.
Sarah's comments: Ok, so what's it's name?
Daniel's comments: Steve.
Sarah's comments: That makes no sense whatsoever.
Daniel's comments: It makes absolute and perfect sense.
Sarah's comments: No. It does not.
Daniel's comments: Well, if you think that, then *Throws sparkles and runs away*
Sarah's comments: Seriously, what's with the inability to complete an argument?

phenomenal cosmic power!

2008-04-04T03:27:39Z

Sarah's comments: Okay Sir Judgesalot, where were YOU on WEDNESDAY, HMMMM? DIDN'T SEE A COMIC THEN!
Daniel's comments: I was in a near fatal car accident. So.. the hospital.
Sarah's comments: That is so untrue! You were at my house playing video games with my brother!
Daniel's comments: No I wasn't. I was in the hospital, trying to learn to walk again.
Sarah's comments: I SAW you! At my house! Video games!!
Daniel's comments: No, that wasn't me. That was a robo-Daniel I constructed to take over for me if need be. He acts exactly like the real me.
Sarah's comments: So why didn't robo-Daniel update on Wednesday?
Daniel's comments: Because he's so life-like. I would've forgotten anyway.
Sarah's comments: So the real reason there was no update is because you're forgetful and not because of this supposed near-fatal car accident.
Daniel's comments: Y'know sometimes I wonder about you.
Sarah's comments: ME?! You wonder about ME?!
Daniel's comments: I never said the reason I didn't update on Wednesday was because of the completely true and life-altering near fatal car accident; I just said I was in the hospital when robo-Daniel was supposed to be updating. You're just putting ridiculous words into my mouth.
Sarah's comments: I'm not talking to you anymore.

what absence?

2008-03-31T03:23:13Z

Sarah's comments: Doot doot doot.
Daniel's comments: Where were you for the last... however many days??
Sarah's comments: What are you talking about?
Daniel's comments: We totally halted comics for over a week for no reason!
Sarah's comments: Uhh.. LJ content strike?
Daniel's comments: Uhh that was one day?
Sarah's comments: Uhhh... *throws sparkles and runs away*
Daniel's comments: Hey! Have you been going through my things again?!

I'm tired.

2008-03-19T03:56:59Z

Sarah's comments: That was a rather odd way of asking.
Daniel's comments: I hate Windows.
Sarah's comments: Non sequitur much?
Daniel's comments: Non sequitur yourself!
Sarah's comments: You don't know what that means do you?
Daniel's comments: *Throws sparkles and runs away*

happy st. patrick's day!

2008-03-17T03:43:07Z

Sarah's comments: Happy birthday yesterday Daniel!
Daniel's comments: Happy St. Patrick's Day today Sarah!

Parallels

2008-03-14T03:34:25Z

Sarah's comments: I suppose you wouldn't want that sort of wrath coming down on you.
Daniel's comments: Indeed.

The saga continues...

2008-03-12T05:47:49Z

Sarah's comments: What have you done!?
Daniel's comments: Uh... deleted the comments by accident?
Sarah's comments: You fool! You shall never be forgiven!
Daniel's comments: Um... yes?

And now for something completely different...

2008-03-10T03:42:39Z

Sarah's comments: This has happened to everybody at some point I'm sure.
Daniel's comments: It happens to me a lot.
Sarah's comments: So. Yeah. No funny comments then?
Daniel's comments: Nope.